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Tags: seriously he is freaking the fuck out like this is unfamiliar what is what is going on RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF GRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR WOOF WOOF WOOF RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF dad is outside with abe now allowing abe to survey the truck and determine threat level this dog guys just this fuckin dog

On Days With Solar Flares

Me: (car alarm goes off)
Sister: Oh, solar flares!
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Me: (sets off anti-theft device while exiting store)
Sister: I wonder if the solar flares reset it?
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Me: (terrible radio signal)
Sister: Solar flares! (frustrated)
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Me: It's so windy today
Sister: That's because sol--
Me: (clubs sister with tire iron)
Me: Oh, solar flares.

Tags: seriously shut the fuck up about solar flares

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