musicallyorangedicks:

catbountry:

fuckyeahlokispenis:

swaggaraptor:

polychromaticdragon:

paranoidkitty:

stitchseamoscachalotes:

naveplanetexpress:

soyawesome:

charlosplace:

Black Spawn lml XD

HOLY HATE!

Forsaken Angels! (qué épico xD)

Holy Sin!!

DEVIL’S VENGANCE!!! GROAAAR!!! 

Holy Zombies. God damnit.

Forsaken Secrets

boring

Given Name: Guilty Death

Chosen: Forsaken Magic

Gdi

Guilty Temple sounds almost like an Alice in Chains song.

Insane Temple. Fuck, that sounds like a really bad prog/power metal band.

Holy Zombies

that’s dumb

wait-wait somebody else has holy zombies too oh snap

heathyr:

RIFF RAFF, STREET RAT

I DON’T BUY THAT

IF ONLY THEY’D LOOK CLOSER

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wafflesthecorgi:

baarOOOOOOO!

Anonymous asked you:

Does Waffles like snugglin’ and cuddlin’ or is he more of an independent, self-assured corgi who refuses to put up with such nonsense? Also, what is Waffles favorite treat?

He LOVES snugglin’ on the couch at night when he’s tired.  He’s not allowed on the couch though ;)  He likes ice cubes, wellness treats, and frozen banana slices!

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Anonymous asked you:

Whenever I am having a bad day, I come to this website because Waffle’s adorableness cheers me up. Please give him a big hug and an extra treat from me for making me smile so many days :)

Corgis are natures anti-depressants.

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Anonymous asked you:

How does one go about getting a national holiday recognized? I propose “Waffles Day,” a day wherein all citizens get the day off work to celebrate Waffles’ derpitude. That would be better than Christmas.

We’d probably have to write a letter to the President.  Personally, I celebrate national corgi day, every day!

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Anonymous asked you:

Waffles! Where have you been?!

We went on a cruise for our anniversary, and Waffles stayed with his grandparents.  He had a good time and slept for 2 days straight after we got back.

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jcak submitted:

good dog

good dogs

yes.  dogs good, good dogs.

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eyedontknowyou asked you:

how obedient is waffles? ive had people tell me that corgis can be frustrating. barking a lot, not good listeners, kind of mean…

Like all corgis, he can be a butthole sometimes.  But for the most part he’s pretty sweet.  He only barks when he wants to play and you’re ignoring him.  A lot has to do with how much time/effort you put into training.  And every dog is different!  He’s great with kids, goes into ears back cute mode and tries to lick their faces.

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allisonsasso:

I was having a blah evening and then I looked at Waffles’ adorable, derptastic shenanigans and all the frustration and annoyance of the day went away! I can’t wait to get a corgum of my own one day. Give Luftwaffles an extra pet for me for being an awesome, cheery pup. 

Glad he makes you as happy as he does for us!  Derptastic shenanigans!

jabberwockyx:

veri-pageofknowledge:

lizawithazed:

ahpoordogsbody:

OH. OH.

Oh, wow.

;_;

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(don’t forget, tavros was a page too!)

Ahhh!!! Holy shit, that is so cool! And of course Terezi, as the Seer of Mind, can see Jake’s Dirk mind-splinter. And… Tavros’s Rufio, who is more than just a figment of the imagination to him… skfdjslgsgm I always loved that conversation between Terezi and Tavros, but now it just got even more meaningful. God, that’s too great.

isnarniainyournose:

thegoodsonisbad:

ohkiefer:

buryme—marryme:

adamrichins:

Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha

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lord-gay-porn:

D O  N O T  P E T  T H E  H O R S

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fastforwardpauseplay:

Fandom, I love you.

I would very much like to rectify that

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moritarties:

 #let’s have a frank discussion about benedict shall we? #this man is gracious #he’s kind #he’s intelligent and witty and funny and he goes out of his way to accommodate fans #he’s talented and versatile and no matter what role he takes on he puts himself into it completely #he has such a handle on his craft that he can BECOME any character he’s playing #not just sherlock but he’s the biggest example#benedict as sherlock loses all traces of benedict because he’s that good #but that’s not what we’re here to talk about #we’re here to talk about how fucking GOOD this guy is#there isn’t a bad bone in his body and even when he’s being a smartass it has a playful edge to it #to take away any sting in his words #like at that pbs thing in new york #he could have been so annoyed with some of that shit but he wasn’t #he teased them and joked with them and answered all of their questions #even when it looked like he was making fun of them or when he was exasperated he came off as kind #and let’s not forget that he’s so down on himself so often #his looks his skill his everything #he has acknowledged and talked down about himself about his ‘privilege’ more than once #there are times when it’s so apparent he dosen’t like himself #especially how he looks #and it kills me because he’s gorgeous #and not just on the outside not just on the surface #he’s got a gorgeous mind and a beautiful heart #and that’s all i’ve got to say thank you for your time

i want to—god just getting a hug from him would make me explode with joyous rapture

clinical-detachment:

JOHN WE JUST FOUND OUR FIRST CLUE.

avataraang:

THIS IS THE BEST.

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cataris:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

her statuses :’D 

i just spat all over the place

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